Moving at Lightning Speed

3 Oct

I can feel you slipping away from that baby girl we brought home from the hospital.

Everything in your appearance marks the passage of time.

Your limbs are sprouting out into long, olive-skinned appendages.  You finger tips summon up to almost the edge of mine, when we measure our hands together. Your hair, as tousled and terse as your heritage demands, is growing like a weed.  Longer hair looks good on you, but I miss those china doll ‘do days too.  Those perfect little Fred Flintstone feet, once just the size of my thumb, have grown almost four sizes in a year.

You’re moving at lighting speed.  I can hardly breathe.

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I knew the day you were conceived. Some may balk, but I knew.

I tell you this today because as your bold persistence, refusal to be anything but independent, your immutable spirit is something I’m familiar with.

You see, that didn’t just happen.

You share half of my DNA. My genetic code.  We are fighters. Survivors.  Forces to be reckoned with.

When I was pregnant, your father and I went to the specialist to find out if you were a boy or a girl and if you were healthy.  We took a very special sonogram that was recorded onto a video tape.

On that tape, we have about three minutes of you, in utero, pointing your finger like you were trying to tell us all what to do.

And you haven’t stopped.

Neither have I.

It is a classic case of which came first. The chicken or the egg?

I celebrate that moxie that makes you so unique. Moxie is good. You never want to let that go.

I know your moxie is also carefully grounded by your genuine compassion for others.  Your empathy and enthusiasm to support those who need it is remarkable.  Especially for your young age.

That is a good thing.

I am proud of that. I am proud of you.

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I know that your emotional nature is deeply rooted in the fact that you care about people and things so much. That you love with all your heart and that you are loyal.  These are great things.

You like rules and order but don’t necessarily want to be reminded of what they are.  I get that.  Structure and boundaries are necessary for success. Knowing what you need in order to achieve success is a brilliant thing. It takes the guess work out.

I see momentary flashes surging through your atmosphere, of what’s coming next.  There are so many changes ahead for you.  And change, is not good or bad, it’s just different.

I see you becoming more independent.  More self-assured. Funnier and more strategic in your communication.  I see you going farther and learning more.  I see smiles and I see tears.  I see confusion and I see contentment.

You have two parents that love you more than anything in the world.  We support you, and co-parent in a way that leaves no gaps.

You are our first priority. Period.

You have a family of uncles, grandparents, cousins and one very big (Canadian) dragon.  You have a wider circle of friends and neighbors and teachers from near and far, that are committed to you.


This is not something I ever want you to take for granted. These are your people, and you are their people.  There must be appreciation and consideration of how powerful that connection is.

You will need to foster this connection as you move forward.

You tend to relationships by being the good friend, daughter, granddaughter, niece, that you are.  Give your time freely.  Listen more than you talk. Be kind. Be there.

Respect yourself and others.

It’s also important, when tending to relationships, to just let go of the ones that don’t want to be a part of your tribe. I know it sounds crazy, but there are people who need to be out on their own.

I don’t understand it, and you won’t either, but just let these people go.  It’s not worth your energy.

These are all good practices as you grow up.

You will need your people as you move along your journey. Even when you’re my age.  Especially then. There is comfort in knowing that someone, has your back.

We are your circle of life. And you are a part of ours.

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I see things I cannot protect you from and things you cannot protect me from.  Things you’re going to have to navigate on your own.

Learning opportunities that I wish I could relieve you of, but that’s not how it works kid.

There are no short cuts.

I spend a lot of time reminding you to focus.  And you always want to know “why.”  Well, this is why.

Do one thing at a time.  Enjoy the process.  Don’t speed through it.  There are consequences for moving too fast.  Missing out and creating a mess are the top two.

In just about a week, we will celebrate your 10th birthday.  A decade old.  Double digits.

As I said earlier,  you’re moving at lighting speed.  I can hardly breathe.

I can hear the clack, clack, clacking as we approach that dangerously upward-sloping section of track on this roller coaster of life.

Deeply-inhaled breath held tight, hands on safety bar, seatbelt on.

The anticipation and excitement is palpable.

The ride, unforgettable.

Thank you for being you.

I am so proud and so in love with you.

I can’t wait for the next ten years.

Somewhere in between

29 Sep

So here’s the thing.  Parenting is hard.

Am I right?

I can navigate through most situations with some honest communication with myself and my child.

Most of the time, it’s all “He put his arm on my desk and I told him not to!” kind of stuff but this one is a little trickier.

A little tougher on the heart. Hers and mine.

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And then there’s my tendency to enable.

Good times.

I need your help. Clearly.

October starts the United Way Spirit Month at Zoe’s school. It’s a month full of fundraising opportunities, anchored in pseudo-homecoming type of themes and events.  “Donate a dollar and come to school dressed like your favorite author or celebrity.”  Or the ever entertaining “Crazy Hat Tuesday.”

It’s a lot of fun for the kids, a lot of work for the parents (running around sourcing said “crazy hats”) and it raises a lot of money for United Way.

All mostly good.

Then there’s “Twin/Triplet” Thursday, October 23, 2014.

Zoe’s class has twelve kids in it, with half being girls.

Apparently three girls have hooked up as triplets and two as twins, which leaves my girl, out in the proverbial cold.

Zoe is not a girly girl and she’s not a tomboy. She’s somewhere in between. Figuring out her own unique style as we go.  She’s trying to figure out where she fits in.

Now, these are all nice kids. They are all friends. There is nothing misguided or mean about this pairing. It just doesn’t include my kid.  Which hurts her feelings.

Unintentionally, but it does.

Now, the first response for the enabler in me, who is not buried that deep down, wants to call all the moms and propose that we get 6 shirts for all 6 girls and let them go as sextuplets.

The second response from the enabler in me says I want to call the moms and see if anyone will include Zoe.

The third response from the enabler in me says that I should just take her out of school that day.

None of these answers are right.

I know this.  I really do.

So I talked to Zoe briefly about it and suggested she might talk to the sets of girls and see if they could do something that included her or all of them.

She shook her head and stared down to her feet. “I don’t really want to Mom, it’s ok.”

But it’s clearly not ok. At all.

Do I make a big deal out of it? Do I leave it alone? I am just not exactly sure.

It’s been a long time since I’ve navigated the classroom politics and to be perfectly honest, I don’t even remember the politics I navigated?

I STILL have friends from elementary and high school, all from different social circles. I’m proud of that.

Zoe is the same way – she’s very egalitarian when it comes to friends. That said, it kind of leaves her without a home base. And she’s only in fourth grade.

We need to get this protocol down before middle school because it’s going to be a long road to hoe.

So I look to you dear readers, what would you do in this situation? Any sage advice or experience to share?

Should I go to school with Zoe, dressed as her twin?

Relax, I know, it’s a joke.  My mother and I would go with her as triplets. That sounds more reasonable.

Please shed some light on this crowd sourcers. I need help.

Being an adult

11 Sep

Holy F&**@&# Shiz, I’m 45.

When did this happen?

It is amazing and hard to believe. I was with my mother this week talking about what she calls my “middle age crazy” mind, and she said this.  “I remember being in the hospital with you when you were just a little girl and the doctor said to me ‘You know she might not make it to 30 years old.'”



My first thought was “That must have been really hard for her to hear as a mother.”

I could see the pain and disbelief in her eyes.  I know I would be unapproachable if the same circumstances befell me.

But not her. Not my father. They showed tremendous strength and determination, and still do.

And I hope, in my 45 years, I have learned something from them and my beloved step-parents. I hope that I display that humble fortitude they have shown as parents, as role models and as my greatest supporters.

Further, I hope that I am showing my daughter how to resist being moved or broken, with my actions and ability to rise up.

It is a quality that I work on every day.

And boy, some days are more challenging than others. Some years are more challenging than others!

That’s what is called “Being an adult,” right?

I had the very fortunate circumstance of having breakfast yesterday with my first love, Scott.  We talked and talked about our roles as parents, he with two boys, me with one girl.  The common spots, the tricky spots, but mostly about the love. The love we have for these kids and the exhaustive lives we lead, in order to take the best care possible, of them.

Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, but we always try the best we can.

That’s what we call “Being an adult.”

I did smile when I thought about all the ridiculous time we used to spend together doing ridiculous stuff, when we were teenagers and had ZERO responsibilities. Good times. Silly times.

My heart is full with admiration and appreciation that nearly 30 years later, we are still close, still adore each other and still friends. And a special shout out to his wife, Kevin, who is a remarkable woman (driving the crazy team over there).

Another thing I learned from my parents, how to create and sustain lasting relationships.

I have a lot of friends. Real friends.  Friends who would come rescue you when you have a flat tire in the rain. Friends who celebrate and support. Friends who have stood by me in the weirdest and most wonderful times.  Friends that don’t judge, always joke and want the very, very best for me and my daughter.

And I feel the same about them. Yesterday alone, I spoke with four friends I’ve had for decades. And it was a regular Wednesday. That creases my face with smiles.

I have a committed, supportive, smart (and handsome) man in my life, who I love and who loves me and my daughter, without question. He may not understand us, at all, but he treasures us. We don’t agree on everything and that’s what works.  Plus, I know I’m usually always right (and so does he). We just don’t have to make a big deal out of it.

We communicate. We relate. We appreciate. Together.

That what I call “Being an adult.”

I have work that I enjoy. I am always challenged by and if I’m not, I challenge it.  I can recognize the fact that I work with some amazing people, all with their own set of specialized knowledge and I try to make the most of that.  Further, these are amazing people, each unique in their own right. The only thing they all have in common is that they are wonderful.

And I am the fortunate one, to be able to work with them. From money people to magazine editors to hotel managers the lot of them are colorful and creative and full of class.

Being able to recognize that, rather than being intimidated by it has made all the difference.  I am better because they are good.  I feel that way about my friends, why wouldn’t I about my colleagues? Really embracing that fact, has come with maturity. I used to want to run everything – now I want to learn, I want to be a part of a team that runs stuff. (I’d really like a team to run stuff for me, but that’s another post.)

Understanding that has been a great gift and I thank all of them.

That’s what I call “Being an adult.”

So I sit here, in the 45-ness of it all, trying to grasp what it all means and here’s what I say.  The years have not all been sparkly and filled with hope. This year is one of those. That does not make the difficult times worthless. That makes them even more important. Simply because the challenging years are the ones that teach you the most. In retrospect, there is beauty in the struggle.

Adele doesn’t write songs about how happy she is.  Seriously.

More life = better.  Regardless.  I have several close ones struggling through treatments and diagnosis and subsequent set backs, I want to remind us all that someone with authority once told my mother I would probably not make it to 30 years old.

And yet, here I am.

May resilience and pure grit carry you through to smiles and may gratitude, kindness and tolerance surround you always.

Go on with your adult selves.





Obstacle Course

5 Sep

I was riding in the car the other day with my friend and neighbor Kendra, and she hesitated to make a turn. “Sorry, I probably could have gone, but I’m extra cautious when other people in the car.”

Makes perfect sense.

Plus, her delicious, one-year-old baby was in the back seat.  I would be driving about 4 miles an hour, If I were in the driver’s seat.

I told her that she should not worry. I always try to be early, so I’m not rushed.  When I’m rushed, I’m cranky. Things slip. I lose a little control.

It’s not pretty.

It’s all a coping mechanism for keeping impending disaster at bay.

I have a hard time with this.

I have been trying to keep disaster at bay for decades.

I’m on the cusp of turning 45 next week, and for the last 40 years, I have struggled with Type 1 Diabetes.  I am healthy. I take care of myself. I could do better.

But still.

If you had any idea what kind of management I have had to put into my life, to deal with this fact, you’d either fall deep into a coma, or cry.

It’s not fair. It wasn’t fair for a five year old to have to deal with it and it’s not fair for a 45 year old or anyone in between.

My body does not make insulin. At all. The well dried up  just about the time Nixon resigned.

As a result, I have to watch every piece of food, every sip of anything, every bit of sleep, stress, exercise all while balancing on a seemingly endless tightrope.

Am I angry? No.

What I am is a control freak.

I have to be.

It’s hard for me to deal with myself most days. Imagine my daughter, or my partner.

I know it was an issue in my previous relationship and sometimes remains as oily residue between us.

I feel that if I can control the variables, the outcome can be managed.

Except I can’t always control the variables. And even when I try, it doesn’t always work out the way I want it to.

Sometimes I make things harder for myself. And the situation.

I am trying to let some of that control go.  And I’m trying not to be bitter about it.

I’m trying to be better for it.

I have a colleague who sent her daughter off to college last week. Clearly on the precipice of an emotional Armageddon, this mom wrote her daughter the sweetest note and posted it the other day.  I won’t show you everything, but there’s one spot that resonates with me.

“you must be open…but cautious, for there is so much to learn and see and do, yet there will always be someone or something blocking the road and throwing stones at you…Address small problems before they become big, but then let them go quickly before they corrupt your thoughts. The mind is a powerful machine and what we think about, we bring about…so it is imperative we bring about positive thoughts so we can love freely and openly.”

I am trying to model this behavior now, for myself and my daughter.  Deal with things, don’t let your ego take over. Fix what you can fix and look forward, positively.

It is a hard concept to embrace honestly.  It sounds like a new age fortune cookie.  Blah, blah, blah positive vibes, good energy, blah.

I know it does.

But I believe it.

As cynical and sarcastic as I may appear, I believe in the power of positive thinking.  I believe in doing rather than don’t-ing. I believe in the good. In love. In the power that people can bring to each other as a “community.” I have to. It is the only way.

A lot of my acceptance has to do with forgiveness.

Forgiving myself for being human.  I forgive myself for not always doing the best I can. Not always being the best mother, girlfriend, wife, daughter, sister, colleague, friend or person with Type 1 Diabetes.

I let that go.

You do the best you can. You survive.

Moving forward, you know better and hopefully act better.

On the other side, I forgive those I feel have wronged me as a mother, girlfriend, wife, daughter, sister, colleague, friend and person with Type 1 Diabetes.

And there are very few that would even qualify.

I hold no bad energy towards anyone.  I am cautious, but clean in my outlook.

I have lived a long time being controlled, by control.  Being controlled or controlling, and I will not do it any longer.

I remove these obstacles from my life.

I want to live the next 45 years of my life with a smile on my face.

I want to be the best mother, girlfriend, ex-wife, daughter, sister, colleague, friend or person with Type 1 Diabetes, that I can be.

That is the only thing that I can control.

Superstitions, Spin the Bottle and Stevie Wonder

18 Aug

If you have never watched National Geographic’s Brain Games before, do yourself a favor and put it on your record list. My daughter and I watched a recent episode that focused on the topic of Superstition.

Superstition is a big part of our everyday lives, and the same power our brain has to learn language, find meaning in chaos, and hit home runs makes us believe things that have no basis in reality.

Our brains are wired to recognize patterns, even when no pattern exists.

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Case in point. My advertising/copywriting 101 teacher always told us to proof read our copy backwards. Start at the end of the document and then read to the beginning. That way, our brains do not recognize the pattern of the language and can pick up misspellings and such.

If we read “I think therefore am” Nine times out of ten, our brains will put a phantom “I” in there because it’s used to seeing that phrase.

When processing the world, our brains are always filling in the blanks. Sometimes they fool us.

My advertising teacher knew it. Maybe she was a witch? I digress.

More times than not, we perceive patterns where there never were any.  Then we call them superstitions.

Our superstitions, are really just habits.  We find comfort in them. We feel we will be safe if we follow these complex patters and repeat over and over again.

Most superstitions can be bottom lined into really just avoiding bad decisions.  Don’t walk under an open ladder (Something might fall on you). Don’t open an umbrella in the house (it’s cumbersome and will no doubt knock something over. Don’t step on a crack or you’ll break your mother’s back? Really?  That one’s weird.  Maybe it just rhymed?


It’s hard to admit, but I have all kinds of crazy ones.

  • I never put my purse on the floor.
  • I always use the same perfume  “cocktail” (I like to layer).
  • I always use the same soap.
  • I never put shoes on the bed.  (My grandmother is to blame for this one.  She just didn’t want a dirty bed, it’s not that evil will be bestowed upon you.)
  • I always wear the same earrings.
  • If I think of a worst case scenario or a situation where one would normally say “God Forbid” I say “Keynahora” (sp?) The Yiddishism is roughly similar to “knock on wood” and is often spoken to ward off a jinx after praise or good news. I don’t just say it once. I say it three times.  Thank you Christopher Hereford my freshman year boyfriend at Loyola.  He was the only Jew in a Jesuit university. Yep,  I  found him.
  • I write letters and notes to the universe asking for guidance, protection, support, for myself and others. I sign them, date them, fold ‘em up and put them under lit candles.

Why do I do this? It makes me feel, I suppose, like I have some control over things that I have no control over. I hate to not have control. Drives me nuts.

Simple as that.

So I admit, universe, that there are things I have no control over.  I fight it. I really do.  But it’s inevitable.  In my submission to that fact, I guess there’s some relief?

If we spin the bottle with superstition and its root motivator, and lord knows I like a good game of spin the bottle, could we come out of this on the right track?

See if you can follow my logic.  I don’t want bad things to happen.  I want good things to happen.  There is only so much I have control over.  I can control myself (mostly). I get more of what I want when I focus on it.  Therefore I must use what I can control (me) to focus on what I want, in order to achieve it.

The very (non) superstitious writing is on the wall as Stevie Wonder would sing.

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These are my facts, my givens if you will.

How do you get past what’s holding you up? What has you scared enough you’re relying on superstition to deal?

In honor of my newly-retired, math teacher mother, let’s use some geometric proofing skills to solve whatever the problem is.  (I hear her crying proudly in the distance)

  • Make a game plan. Try to figure out how to get from the givens of your situation to the conclusion with a plain English, commonsense argument before you get ahead of yourself.
  • Make a list of your goals, hurdles and opportunities.  Or angles and segments if you’re doing a geometry problem.
  • Look for congruencies , parallel lines and intersections – this is where you problem solve.  I want x but xx and xxx are in my way
  • Use all your givens. Try putting each given down in the statement column and writing another statement that follows from that given, even if you don’t know how it’ll help you.   I always put my goals, hurdles and opportunities out on a big piece of paper and circle them, then I brainstorm and write everything down. Then I connect to the circled concepts they relate to and see what pattern or path (again with the patterns) shows us.  Sometimes it brings together things you never would have thought, because of your aforementioned brain wiring.
  • Check your if-then logic. If I do this, then this will happen…
  • Work backward. If you get stuck, jump to the end of the proof and work back toward the beginning. We talked about doing this earlier. It’s a good practice to sometimes back-into that spot instead of going head first.
  • Think like a computer. Leave emotion out and detail in.  The computer won’t understand you unless every little thing is precisely spelled out. So do it.
  • Do something. Before you give up on a proof, put whatever you understand down on paper. It’s quite remarkable how often putting something on paper triggers another idea, then another, and then another. Life is the same way.  Do something.

Create a new pattern. A new habit. One with more control.  I’m not saying I’m giving up on my tried and true perfume layering in order to have a good day, but I might not rely on just that.


In the meantime, keynahora y’all.


You can’t kill Hitler or shag Helen of Troy

14 Aug

Have you ever noticed that Rachel McAdams has the market on “time travel” movies cornered?

I have.

What’s the deal with that?

I watched her second time travel movie “About Time” the other day.  Actually, I’ve seen it a few times.  If you haven’t, be warned, I’m going to give you a spoiler or two.

While this is not a movie review, it’s important to set up the circumstances.  This British movie features  the story of Tim Lake (Domhnall Gleeson), who discovers, at the age of 21, that he can travel in time.

And it’s no big deal.  Really.

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Tim’s father (Bill Nighy –  love him) tells his son that the men in his family have always had the ability to travel through time. (no biggie) Tim can’t change history, but he can change what happens and has happened in his own life. Bill Nighy’s line perfectly describes the parameters: “One major caveat: You can only revisit and revise portions of your own life. Or as Nighy puts it, “You can’t kill Hitler or shag Helen of Troy.” 


As you can imagine, he tries to go back and change things in his past, so that he can improve his future. He finds out that there are ramifications and he has to work within some confines but he figures it out. He finds out that his father has terminal cancer and he goes back and does every day a few times, to maximize his time with his dad. In the end, he understands that it’s important to make the most of every second.

It is a sweet and authentic portrayal of just doing the best you can do given the circumstances that you are given.

It’s also a guidebook on really how hard it can be to live in the moment, how heartbreaking it can be to admit powerlessness to fix others – or to fix fate.

I struggle with not being able to fix things for others. I understand that it’s not my job, but my empathy goes into overdrive.

I’m a pleaser. I want everything and everyone to be awesome. I want no one to suffer. No one. I would wear a cape and crusade if that were socially acceptable.  I am compelled to try to make everything ok.

And that’s just ridiculous.  That is a lot of pressure.

Sometimes I just have to walk away.  Find my Zen. Put some good into the universe and hope it all evens out somehow.

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I was corresponding with a mentor of mine today, who is going through some pretty heavy medical treatment.  I feel helpless because there’s really nothing for me to do.

So I talk to him. I try to support him from afar.  I try to let him know he’s surrounded by people who are pulling for him.

I told him that this year has brought a bunch of frazzled mess to all of us.  Different degrees of madness and disruption as far as I am concerned.

While I never want to wish away the time, I want the mess to end. Lots of hurdles, it’s a thing, apparently in 2014.

I told him that while I know that doesn’t help his situation any, it might help to know that he is not fighting alone and or alone in the fight.

None of us are.

I told him that I hoped he could approach his days like the guy in About Time – experiencing his days three and four times each. If not more. Just to make sure he got all the juice out of them he could.

I told him that if I could, I would do my time with him over in the same fashion. If I just could.

I’m not writing him off, but as we have been reminded this week especially, time is precious.

The mark that we leave on the world is great and deserves all the energy we can give it.

If we were staging a third time travel movie for Rachel McAdams to appear in as the unknowing wife, our message would be as follows: The awkward and painful parts of  life are essential and unavoidable. Sometimes the bits are ugly and leave you bruised.  You cannot control this.  You can control how you feel about that. How you manage it.  Who you manage it with.

You can’t kill Hitler or shag Helen of Troy but you can make the most of these days you are given. Even the bad ones.

They only come around once.  (even if you’re Rachel McAdams)

This much I know is true.




Restless Rigor in the Nest

28 Jul

There’s a pod of young hawks living on my street. They race through the leafy canopy of mahogany trees, zipping past us overhead. Long necked in flight with short, rounded wings, they resemble something of a flying cross. With rapid wing beats and a short glide, they squeak and squawk, sounding more like an energized dog toy than an avian predator.


And boy are they predators.

Their proximity brings the circle of life to the forefront, almost daily. I am a witness.

Their raw blood thirst, as a means of survival, is nature at its most rudimentary level.

As I see them circle through the shaded airspace above, I am reminded of that constant struggle we must engage in, in order to stay alive.

It’s eat or be eaten, as the hawks have illustrated.

I can attest to this struggle. I’ve been involved with it, intimately, this year. From illness to obstinacy, depression to divorce, paranoia to pedantic persistence I have either experienced it first hand or been close to someone who has.

Parenting, has also been more of challenge. Daily.  Being nearly 10 years old and all that hormonally entails, is rough. Pair that with the fact that it’s summer and there’s no real routine – we have a restless rigor in the nest.

And I’m tired.


Sometimes, you want to glide. Wings pointed forward to catch the currents of rising air. I just can’t find that current.

When we can’t find our way, we revert to practices and rituals that are familiar. That work for us. The routine brings peace and normalcy to our state of flux.

For now, I listen to the hawks and try to focus on today.

I will set attainable goals and move forward with a smile.

I will tread lightly on my expectations.

I will remember those things that are wonderful and try to focus on the positive.

I will be thankful that I am so, so fortunate in this life.

I will radiate kindness, love and support for those close friends and family who are struggling as well.

I will attempt to be patient, tolerant and calm.

I will put good into the universe.

I will try to not hold onto anger, frustration and negativity.

I will try to fly.

For now.

Shut Yo Mouth

7 May

Mother’s Day.  Sigh.  It’s a bad Mother (shut yo mouth).

Here’s what I think.  Mothers for the most part, do the work and get little glory.  We are the most and least important in every thing. We cannot be lived with or lived without.  And we do not realize that last fact, until sadly, it is too late.

me and mom

We get one day to be celebrated, and the commercials promoting the holiday make me want to hyperventilate they are so sad.

It’s a no-win situation. No one loses, but you don’t really win here either.

I’m not down on motherhood. No.  Being a mother is the single most important part of me.

If I had to choose one person to be with, forever, it would be my daughter.  No question.

Motherhood brings me the greatest joy and pride that could ever be imagined.  Mountains are moved every time I see a change in my daughter.  Every time she smiles, or dances when she’s feeling silly. Every time she tells me a joke, even if it’s not funny. Every time I see her turn a little bit more into the person she is going to be.

It is humbling.

It is also a lot of work.

It doesn’t matter if you’re married, divorced, husband deployed or don’t even have a partner.

Motherhood is hard. It’s important. It’s remarkable.

I get about three or four days off a month. That’s more than most.  That said, I work 24 hours a day, the other 26-27 days a month.

It gives me some perspective.

I don’t have time to worry or get caught up.  I have a schedule, and I have to be on it.

I don’t even like schedules, but it’s necessary in order to fulfill my work order.

What else works? Well, I surround myself with women who are successful, happy and supportive.

Regardless of if they are mothers or not.  I need people to hold me up, when I cannot accomplish that on my own.  I need to be led down the right path sometimes.  I need to be distracted sometimes and I need to do the same for them.

These women are a bank of “good” that I can deposit and withdrawal from when necessary.

I have fantastic role models with my own mother and stepmother. Different in their approach, but unconditional in their nature. I try to emulate them as much as possible.

I have a bonus mom/sister/friend who taught me everything from how to figure out where an address was on a map to how to drive.  My friend Laura mothered me, when I needed it and has been a significant role model for me my entire life. Now she is working on Zoe, and it reaffirms my love and admiration for her daily.

My father and stepfather are stand-up men, who have supported my mother and stepmother in their parenting journeys.  They are formidable.

Co-parenting is a complicated thing and I have a fairly good situation where that is concerned. Parenting together is better.  These men help show me the way.

These last five years of going at it as a single mom have taught me a few things.

1. Pick your battles. Not everything is worth an uproar. Somethings really are – choose wisely.

2. Be honest. With yourself and with your kid. I’m not saying you have to tell the kid the whole truth and nothing but, however authentic messaging, teaches exponentially. Sometimes you’re having a hard time. It’s ok to say “Hey, child, I need a few minutes” rather than blow up because your frustrated with something else.

3.  Focus on what you want.  You will get more of it.  This is hard. We want to correct (or at least I do) all the time.  Be specific. Set expectations. This will make you happier and your kid more able to succeed in the future.

4. Step away some times. Let them figure their stuff out. Show them how to make good decisions and then let them make them.

5. Participate.  Be active with your kid, with your kid’s school, with your kid’s sports team – whatever. It brings you closer to the kid and the other parents/adults who are around your kid. Being involved is good parenting, good modeling and good for your community.  You cannot complain unless you participate.  Then you can complain all you want.

6. Don’t take yourself too seriously. It’s good to goof off every once in a while. Rock out with the windows up. Wear crazy headbands with antennae out to lunch.  Honk every time you see a pedestrian and wave.  Being kooky helps make the times when you have to be serious, less boring. More manageable.

7. Realize you cannot do it alone, and you wouldn’t want to.  Staff it out when you need to. Call on friends, family, domestic help or even Disney Cruises (childcare all day/night, hello!) when you need to.

8.  You’re not going to do everything right, and that’s OK. That’s more than OK, it’s wonderful. Don’t be afraid to eff up.  That’s part of the process.

So mother’s out there who work hard in or out of the house, or BOTH, know that you are understood and appreciated this Mother’s Day.  You are praised by your sisterhood of women who are dedicated to your success (and survival). We know what it means to start your day at 6am and end it in a heap of exhaustion at 11pm. We also know what it feels like when your kid comes home with a medal from the science fair or when she leaves you notes like this one.


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We salute you. I salute you.

I’d also like to shoutout to my girlfriends who are motherless daughters.  I do not know what this feels like. I do know that Mother’s Day is difficult for you. I wish that I could help you with that and make it less painful. I send you big hugs and wonderful memories of your mothers. Some of which, I remember so fondly, myself.






Post It

11 Apr

I realize that most of the population is not going to understand this next statement.  

Remember when Mer and Der got post-it married?

That makes sense to me.


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What do we want to promise each other? That you’ll love me even when you hate me? No running. Ever. Nobody walks out, no matter what happens.That we’ll take care of each other, even when we’re old and smelly and senile and if i get Alzheimer’s and forget you…This is forever. Married.

This is forever.

I know it’s really superficial to get life lessons from television shows, but Shonda Rhimes is well, Shonda Rhimes.

I’m 44 years old. I’m divorced. I have a daughter. I have a man in my life that I love.  I have a good relationship with my daughter’s father. I have a solid job, family, life.

I worry that I’m going to be alone. I worry that I won’t live to see my daughter be my age.

Not all the time. Just in the back of my brain, when up late or early. When I’m staring at my baby girl (who’s nearly as big as me) and wondering where the time went. And how long I can hold onto this precious time with her.

I wonder when I sit waiting for my main squeeze to file some time away for me. When will that change or will it? I’m ok with time alone, but not most of my time.  

To be fair, he’s transitioning some major life changes, so I’ll give him a break (for a while). 

It’s not rational. I know that. I know that the only thing that you can count on is change (and an abacus).

And yet, I am prepared for the worst.


But in that preparation, I don’t want to miss the best.

The other night, Zoe had camped out with me because the main squeeze is out of town.

I fell asleep watching her sleep.  Her warm little body as happy as can be, snuggled and sidled up to her mom.  We were a proper dog pile.

The lull of her breathing worked like a magic metronome and I was out in a matter of minutes.

And despite the warm, delicious feeling I was marinating in, I had crazy dreams that night.

I had a dream that we converted our garage into a work and living space for the MS. That part was great.  A writer’s studio of sorts.

Then it all went weird.  I dreamed that I bought myself an engagement ring?  Why?

And not only that, but I was also lying to people saying that we were engaged.

Again, why?


I honestly don’t have any kind of urge to get married. At all.

I even ask myself, as a test, what would I do if the MS asked? I love him ridiculously. We’ve been together for nearly four years.

I just don’t know that we “need” to get married. Legal contracts and all.

I have a friend that’s getting married for the second time, and I love that she is.  LOVE that she is. Maybe there’s a piece of me that misses that excitement of the engagement. The love. The ridiculous glow you have when you know and can show the world with your empirical proof, that someone loves you? 

Maybe because the MS has been traveling less and working more. I’ve been busy.  We have mismatched schedules with different priorities and responsibilities. Sometimes we just don’t match up. Again, not forever, we are just in a weird period of connectivity.

Our time together is random, at this point. It’s like have a one hour window to get married.

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Maybe I just watch too much Shonda Rhimes TV before bed? 

It’s been festering in this brain of mine.  I’ve made a few jokes about it to the MS, which really means that I don’t know what to do with the information.

I would promise to love regardless. And to be there forever.

I even have post-its in my office drawer.

And that’s what’s most important, right? At the very core of your relationship – whether it’s romantic, platonic or familial, you must honestly commit to love and support.

Regardless of how often your brother burps in your face or your friend cancels plans so she can go out with her boyfriend. Or how much your boyfriend works or doesn’t work. Or your daughter who cannot figure out how to put her dishes in the sink.

Those things are minor bumps in the majorly bumpy road of life.

I promise to love you even when I hate you. 

At the bottom line, the quiet reserve of your heart, you feel connected and loved – needed and wanted.

That’s where the I do’s need to happen.

I remain committed to evaluating that honestly, and with kindness and compassion.

I remain open, to possibility and post-its.

This is forever.






I Raise My Hand

11 Mar

I’m bossy. I don’t care. I said it.

The fact that being bossy is perceived as pejorative or unseemly is lost on me. I was raised to be a leader, by leaders. I am not a follower, meek or weak-willed (all words I find more restrictive than “bossy”).  I have been called names, cowered to, and run from. I often think the male gender breaks out in a rash, categorically, when over exposed to me.  There are no vacancies here for the easily intimidated.

I am not palatable to everyone. I am an acquired taste.


Again, I don’t care. Or, rather, I like this about myself.

What I do care about is the evolution of my daughter. I care about her experience. Her feelings. Her understanding of “leadership.”

Every week, Zoe is required to select and summarize a current event for her class.  I help her select, she does all the summary on her own.  As we review the news each week, I am careful to point her in the path of the positive.

She’s reported on teenage scientists, Olympians with disabilities, innovative technologies, possible agriculture on the moon and the occasional panda birth.

This week we selected the #BanBossy campaign.  Set forth by Facebook COO, Sheryl Sandberg, the campaign aims to ban the word “bossy,” arguing the negative put-down stops girls from pursuing leadership roles.

Sandberg’s organization Lean In has joined forces with former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and Girl Scouts USA CEO Anna Maria Chávez to launch a public service campaign called “Ban Bossy.” The website gives tips for parents, kids, teachers and others about how to encourage young female leaders.

This is a handpicked group of professional women reaching nearly cultural hot point. The campaign is also launched to support and celebrate the 1 year anniversary of Sandberg’s Lean In book. It’s a bunch of self-promoting hype, but the end message is good.

As a publicist, I’ll admit, it’s a genius bit of marketing for Lean In.




That said, I applaud Sandberg and the celebrities/public officials for continuing to push for female empowerment, in the public eye. It is unfortunate that we are still having this conversation, in 2014 – but we are.

I have never been a fan of separatism. Just as I don’t classify or separate people by their race, ethnicity, or religion, I don’t think we should do this for gender either.  I understand why we do it.  I understand the need for “girl power” push, but feel it should really be “people power.”

I get it though.  There is a dire need to support our girls so they can support themselves.  The #BanBossy campaign states that “the confidence gap starts young: Between elementary school and high school, girls’ self-esteem drops 3.5 times more than boys’.”


Gender roles are more confusing than ever. There are also more women in the workforce now than ever.  We are competitive.  We need to shore up the confidence with current and future generations of C-suite women. We need to shape the public perception of a female leader.

What I’m concerned about is shaping my child’s perception of a leader. Female or otherwise.

This morning, we talked about the article selected for her current event.  We watched the video.

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Women of considerable power and visibility speak throughout the video. Women of all colors, races, religions and professions.  Entrepreneurial women I admire, like Diane Von Furstenberg.

She asked “what does Beyonce mean when she says ‘I’m not bossy. I’m the boss.'”

I told her that I thought Beyonce was saying,  “Hey don’t mess with me. I’m smart. I work hard. I make the decisions. If you don’t like it, to the left…”

Sound words from Mrs. Carter.

Personally, I’m not a fan of her parading around mostly naked as a role model. I’m not slut-shaming, I just think it’s sending mixed messages.  Bey, I know, you’re in control of your own sexuality – bravo for you, but my 9 year old doesn’t need to understand that yet. That’s all.  She’s surely enjoying the fruits of her labor more than I am, so more power to her.

We watched that video again, just before school, and I teared up.

Why? Because I want my daughter to be empowered. To be a decision maker instead of someone who deals with the decisions of others.

So I gave her the best advice I could give her regarding leadership.  I told her that it’s OK to not always be in charge.  Just because you’re the smartest or the best at something, doesn’t mean you get to, or should make all the decisions by yourself.

The most important quality of a leader is to listen.

A leader observes and listens to those around her. She sees the talents and influence and uses them to make the best, most informed decisions she can.  She is not afraid to make mistakes.  She engages participation.  She builds on ideas to innovate and problem solve.

She is inclusive not exclusive.

If you are a parent or a teacher, it’s important to get on board with the information contained within the #BanBossy campaign.  Understand the middle school drop off and support our girls at home FIRST. Then school, sports and volunteerism.

We need to lead by example. They will understand the support of strong friendships (female and otherwise), the power of problem solving and the effect of thoughtful and collaborative decision-making.

“The girl with the courage to raise her hand in class  becomes the woman with the confidence to assert herself at work. As parents, grandparents, and
caretakers, there are small changes each of us can make that have a big impact on girls’ confidence and ambitions.”

For that, for my daughter, for your daughter, for all the daughters out there,  I raise my hand.